ADS-0612 · Science

Preservation & Terpene Longevity: Lance Lambert (Grove Bags) #Terploc

Released
January 2, 2026
Runtime
1:55:42
Views
1,102 views on YouTube as of October 30, 2026
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Liner notes

We are Locking down the first show of the year with our friend and sponsor of the show Lance Lambert @805lance from @grovebags_ with their patented Terploc technology. If you are a grower/manufacturer or processor these are the bags you need. Whether you’re in a dry environment like here in Colorado or a humid environment like the northeast Your product will stay at the perfect 58 to 62% range. We love seeing Grovebags being used in all the serious canna competitions and they are quickly becoming the standard. Lance has the enviable position as the international sales guy if you follow his IG he’s usually taking off or landing at the latest cannabis event , he also loves classic cars and has some amazing projects in the works. So get that @dabx GO rig charged your @jerome_baker bong Clean with some ice 🧊 for good measure Roll up some 🔥from @kaya_colorado in your @yoproductsllc Yo-Tips and get ready to rock for another edition JOIN US! [00:00] - Intro [01:21] - The 2026 Initialization: Adam, Dave, and Katie audit the first show of the year, burning through their 'introductory fuck-ups' in the first 60 seconds to ensure a clear signal for the rest of the mission. [03:08] - The Kaya Cannabis Audit: Adam identifies Kaya Cannabis as a primary supporter for 2026, auditing their transition into more advanced packaging solutions [03:41] - The Grove Bags Protocol: Lance Lambert joins the signal to audit the TerpLoc system. A technical briefing on why standard 'pop-top' containers are a failure for long-term storage and how passive atmospheric packaging is the only way to preserve the 'Software' of the plant [04:49] - The Niagara Falls Recon: Lance audits the upcoming Sunny Expo, a unique culinary-focused cannabis event held at a college-bridging the gap between education and industrial application [10:40] - The Knockoff Ledger: A tactical audit of the Alibaba counterfeit market. Adam and Lance discuss why 60-cent 'knockoff' bags are a financial death trap compared to real technical hardware [13:29] - The Hemp Plastic Trap: Adam reflects on the early days of hemp plastic grinders-auditing why the 'Teeth' would wear away and end up in the joint, a high-fidelity 'Hardware' failure [20:00] - The European Price Audit: Lance and Adam audit the retail scene in Europe, discussing why quality flower is still fetching $20 a gram and why the 'Hash' remains the primary reason to visit the continent [00:55:55] - somewhere in the middle LOL [01:49:44] - The Hoodie-Suit Audit: A hilarious 'Software' audit of the 'Dale's Report'-identifying a new fashion trend where news anchors wear hoodies under suits, and debating if the 80219 crew should adopt the hardware [01:52:18] - The Vinnie Guitar Intro: Adam audits the new 'High-Fidelity' intro music provided by Vinnie-using the live guitar work as a tactical shield against automated copyright strikes ❤️🔥👏☝️🙌😎🌱🦨👁️👀🤔😉🥯📈🍄‍🟫🌍 #sagemastaselect#seedsherenow#buildasoil #DabX #numbnuts #grovebags #yotips Always live from @SohiStudios

Chapters

  1. [00:00] Intro
  2. [01:21] The 2026 Initialization: Adam, Dave, and Katie audit the first show of the year, burning through their 'introductory fuck-ups' in the first 60 seconds to ensure a clear signal for the rest of the mission.
  3. [03:08] The Kaya Cannabis Audit: Adam identifies Kaya Cannabis as a primary supporter for 2026, auditing their transition into more advanced packaging solutions
  4. [03:41] The Grove Bags Protocol: Lance Lambert joins the signal to audit the TerpLoc system. A technical briefing on why standard 'pop-top' containers are a failure for long-term storage and how passive atmospheric packaging is the only way to preserve the 'Software' of the plant
  5. [04:49] The Niagara Falls Recon: Lance audits the upcoming Sunny Expo, a unique culinary-focused cannabis event held at a college-bridging the gap between education and industrial application
  6. [10:40] The Knockoff Ledger: A tactical audit of the Alibaba counterfeit market. Adam and Lance discuss why 60-cent 'knockoff' bags are a financial death trap compared to real technical hardware
  7. [13:29] The Hemp Plastic Trap: Adam reflects on the early days of hemp plastic grinders-auditing why the 'Teeth' would wear away and end up in the joint, a high-fidelity 'Hardware' failure
  8. [20:00] The European Price Audit: Lance and Adam audit the retail scene in Europe, discussing why quality flower is still fetching $20 a gram and why the 'Hash' remains the primary reason to visit the continent
  9. [55:55] somewhere in the middle LOL
  10. [1:49:44] The Hoodie-Suit Audit: A hilarious 'Software' audit of the 'Dale's Report'-identifying a new fashion trend where news anchors wear hoodies under suits, and debating if the 80219 crew should adopt the hardware
  11. [1:52:18] The Vinnie Guitar Intro: Adam audits the new 'High-Fidelity' intro music provided by Vinnie-using the live guitar work as a tactical shield against automated copyright strikes